Dienstag, 17. April 2012

AMD 6 - Berlin.de


My final AMD will be about www.berlin.de. A large portion of the website is centered on tourismus und Berlins Sehenswürdigkeiten. Because Berlin, is big, beautiful, the capital, and it’s vast historical background. Some of the city’s largest attractions include the Reichstag (which is Germany’s parliament building), the Brandenburger Tor, Berliner Dom, Schloss und Schlosspark Charlottenburg, Fernsehturm (TV tower), Checkpoint Charlie, the Gedächtniskirche (on Kurfürstendamm, which is possibly my favorite area to go to), Potsdamer Platz, Siegessäule (also know as Victory Column), Tiergarten, Zoo Berlin, the Holocaust-Mahnmal (memorial), Gendarmenmarkt, the East-Side-Gallery/Berliner Mauer (where you can still a strip of the wall still standing, and painted over), Berliner Rathaus, Alexanderplatz, Olympiastadion, Funkturm (radio tower), and a ton of museums! The website give a very in depth description of all of these sights along with many others, their locations, and the most convenient routes to get to each destination by U-Bahn, Bus, Tram, oder S-Bahn. Another big thing is touren durch Berlin. There are numerous tours that go around the city ranging from bus tours, to bike, to walking tours. You can even take a boat tour and float through the city along the Spree River. I did a bus tour once and it was quite interesting. Also, if you go to Berlin, please go to Potsdam to see Schloss Sanssouci. Potsdam is a town just southwest of Berlin (but bordering it), and the Schloss and the surrounding garten ist sehr schön und wunderbar. Also, if you really like cars, go to Mercedes-Welt Berlin, Classic Remise Meilenwerk Berlin, Porsche, Ferrari, und Audi dealerships. Most of them are all situated in a small area between Charlottenburg, Hansaviertel, und Moabit. If you have any questions or want to read/see more for yourself, click on the link above. They most definitely have a site in Englisch as well.

Mittwoch, 11. April 2012

Troy Hayes--Kultur 6

These were all kind of weird. How they ave always made it a point to put one naked lady on the cover of Bild Zeitung. I mean I have no problem with the nudity but it just seems like a weird thing t make as a them on your newspaper. Their trash systems seemed a little out of control but then again if everyone were so regulated about their disposables maybe we would have a cleaner earth. The one about the door always being closed was kind of confusing but we talked about it in class and it makes sense now. I didn't really see how that was much different then it was here though?

Troy Hayes-Kultur 5

I thought that these articles were all interesting in their own way. I especially liked the article about flirting in Germany and how its much different then you might expect somewhere else. How the girl usually takes the lead but not until after you have given her the silent treatment. I thought the Klofrau was kind of nice for the people that get to do it as it provides them with a job but besides that I don't really like the whole idea. The idea of sex shops being every where is kind of weird but I've always thought American way of thinking (about sex) is weird. The one about walking wasn't very interesting to me.

Montag, 9. April 2012

Recycling: Just Another German Hobby


Since this is the last blog, I'm really going to do my best to relate this lovely article to our class. Get ready.

"Separating garbage in Germany is like a rigorous religious devotion."
As if the Germans weren't picky enough, they had to make some rules for the trash. It's cool, though, I agree with what they're doing. Colored bins make recycling so much more fun. Yeah, maybe you do have to spend a few extra seconds of your life to figure out what bin it should go in, so what? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger . Plus, you don't even have to worry
about it on Sunday, they're not open! So how does this relate to the class? No, it's not that awful thing that first came into your mind. It's much, much more than that.

See, we're the glass being recycled. When we came in here, we each individually made up a case of San Pellegrino (Yes, sparkling water) and after learning all these wonderful things this semester in German, it's time to be recycled. So there we go, into that bin made solely for glass bottles. Finally, we'll all come back as new bottles, full of and German knowledge and wisdom. Totally set for German 102.

Anyways, I know that was pretty lame. Moral of the story: Germans like to recycle
and we should, too.

It's been a great semester with you all!

Erin

Sonntag, 8. April 2012

Kultur 6 Bild

I thought it was really funny to see that Bild Zeitung was a topic article for this assignment. I am very familiar with the paper/tabloid and even did an AMD on one. Like many other people in Germany, Bild is a paper that I can look at and easily understand topics due to its large headlines and numerous pictures. I get a good laugh out of Bild because while it often presents real issues that are happening, many are taken out of context, satirized, and simply distorted. The paper will write about anything that will turn heads and flip pages. They do that pretty well. For me, Bild is a good and easy read for me when I get on a plane back to the US from Germany, because I have few other options. I will agree that Bild often goes over the top on many issues and its openness with sex and nudity was pretty shocking to me, given that I have never seen a US newpaper with boobs and half naked women on it, although for Bild, I am three for three. But I have to admit, the paper is quite entertaining. Like in the example in the article, two of my papers contain well-endowed, poorly clothed women with titles like "Holly's heiße Bluse" und "Sonja guckt bei Männern aufs Gesicht..."

While apparently it is difficult to get the Bild Girl off the front page, it does happen. My only paper where she is missing from the front page was following the death of Loriot, title: Loriot tot! Danke für das Lachen. Here is the wikipedia on Loriot:
Bernhard Victor Christoph Carl von Bülow (short: Vicco von Bülow, 12 November 1923, Brandenburg an der Havel – 22 August 2011, Ammerland at Lake Starnberg),[1] more commonly known under the pseudonym Loriot, was a German comedian, humorist, cartoonistfilm directoractor and writer.
Other Main front page articles include the end of Gaddafi's reign, where the capital was taken over and Muammar disappeared. The other main front page article I have is regarding a serious Dioxin-Skandal in food.

Other popular articles or themes throughout the papers include Fußball, Lots and lots of Fußball. Also there are many celebrity snapshots on beaches in bikinis or getting intimate with spouses or hookups. There are several articles about the EU and its problems, autos, crime, the economy, disease scares, films, more breasts, musicians, and public transportation.

I have three copies Bild. Two are from Berlin-Brandenburg, and the other from Frankfort. Anyone who wants to look at them is more than welcome.


The Last Blog


Here we are. The last blog. Let the tears commence.

The first article I read is about Bild Zeitung, Germany's answer to British tabloids. I take issue with a specific line in the text: But unlike the National Enquirer in the US, Bild doesn't rely too heavily on stories it invents in house. Growing up, my piano teacher (whom I love and is convinced is a genius--seriously!) told me his father was in the newspaper industry and that I should believe everything I read in the tabloids-- specifically the National Enquirer. Now, obviously the tabloids that say things like "Oprah mothers baby with 3 heads" is not true, but on numerous occasions he assured me that the Enquirer pays for their stories and that they are most often true. I know you probably think i'm crazy, and if it were any other person i wouldn't believe them, but I just have so much respect for my old piano teacher that i totally believe him.


The second article I read is about Germany privacy and closed doors. I can relate. My voice lessons are on tuesdays at 11:30. Right before me, my teacher has another student, and so right at 11:30 i'm supposed to knock wait for the "come in" and then enter-- sit on the loveseat by the door, wait for the lesson before me to wrap up, and then start my own lesson. It's never been that easy. For one thing, I think it's pretty rude to knock when the person before me is singing, so I have to jam my ear up to the door to hear what's going on. Then I have to find a time to knock decisively and hard (so it can be heard-- not not so hard that it is rude) and then my teacher usually waits a few seconds to finish up what's being said before saying come in. During the few seconds I always freak out a little bit (did he not hear me? should I knock again? will it seem rude if I go in without hearing the come in? Did he say come in but the noise in the hall prevents me from hearing it? It's now 11:31 which means i'm loosing valuble lesson time) Sometimes I knock, he knows I'm there, but he needs some private time with the student before me so the "come in" takes a little time. I would welcome a doorbell on my teacher's door, with a neon light up "come in" sign.


This has been fun!
Jonny

Kultur 6 - Die Tür geschlossen ist!

(http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,412990,00.html)

I'm not sure if it's because I am an American, or really just because of my personality but I often feel weird crossing the threshold of a door and unless I am sure I am invited in, I don't feel comfortable enough to just go inside.   I do find an open door inviting and have myself used it as a reasonable way to say, "Sure come on in." In fact in dorm life, or even in my current apartment situation, if my door is open it means you are more than welcome to come bother me. However, if my door is closed (in contrast to its normal position) I'm probably doing something like sleeping that I wouldn't want to be bothered during. I guess however, that the idea of knocking to gain entrance and that it should be one knock that's heard the first time, isn't really well.. surprising. Perhaps it's another demonstration of Germany efficiency - no excessive knocks needed. Just one and the job is done.

Upon further research I found this link for comparative differences between Germany and the USA with regards to doors and the like!

http://www.german-way.com/germany-usa-cultural-comparisons_5.html


Happy Easter,  Frohe Ostern!

Chrissy

Bild Zeitung


After reading "Bild Zeitung Rules Germany" I got a little interested. What makes this paper so interesting/controversial. I went onto Bild Zeitung's website and I was rather impressed by what I found. There is a large amount of news from around the world, weather, technology columns, sports, forums, and of course the erotic section. Navigating the website I watched a german account of a house fire in Virginia, found out German's top 10 singles for the week, and discovered the facts and fictions behind myths involving chocolate. Bild Zeitung has a large variety of news, lifestyle, and entertainment articles and videos that could trap one on their website for hours.
http://www.bild.de/

Rammstein


After quickly realizing that I had not done a post for AMD 6 (Yikes!), this is what I have come up with. Completely unaware that I had missed one. Sorry.
I really had a tough time figuring out what I wanted to do for this post, until my dad decided to break the speakers while listening to Rammstein. Coincidence? Maybe. Honestly, though, I'm not sure if Rammstein is the best music to have on as we're preparing an Easter brunch with the neighbors. Just a thought. I mean, my Dad doesn't even like Metal...

But anyways, I decided that I might as well suck it up and listen to the album he had playing. I really, truly tried to like Rammstein, but I just can't. Rammstein and I are like oil and water. I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of hard rock or metal, so I probably should have seen this coming. I just feel like German already has a harsh sound to non-speakers and I think that the language is even more stereotyped, after one listens to this industrial metal group. Again, just my opinion.

After about 5 songs, I just couldn't take it anymore and changed it to Sinatra. He'll just have to get over it. Sinatra wins every time.

Here's some tunes if you so desire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4K6ZxDwi34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBeYoP9Wi0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0HQ0QkGLQ&feature=related

AMD 6-- So Dad, how do you like the iPad we got you

http://www.wimp.com/dadipad/

Even if you speak no (or little) German, I think you can find the above video very funny. Watch it [and don't just read the blog entry without watching the whole video--- seriously it's like 30 seconds long]

I wonder, is this video making fun of anti-technology nature of German people, or just old people in general?

I think that if I had not ever taken German (oh, what a sad and pathetic life) I would have been able to get a rough idea of what this video is about, but after taking 101, I'm able to pick out bits and pieces. For example:
Geschenk- gift
Geburtstag- Birthday
fur diner- for your
so rechts- all right

I also notice that the kitchen in this video is rather small. Are kitchens in Germany substantially smaller than in the USA?

In other news, yesterday I saw Chrissy's Masters Recital. It was FABULOUS (and she was incredible). The second half of her program was Wagner's Wesendonck Liederabout. Four songs that amount to about a half hour of German music. Chrissy provided a poetic (not word for word) translation in the program and as she sang I was amazed at my ability to put the German text coming out her her mouth with the translation in front of me. Now, obviously, I couldn't understand everything, and I knew what I was looking for but it was still a lot of fun to put both the German language and singing sides of my brain together!!!


Donnerstag, 5. April 2012

Kultur 6

I found the article about German "garbage-culture" to be most interesting.  Is the german system of highly specialized waste receptacles a reflection of the cultural tendency toward order or does it contribute in someway to a highy-developed recycling system? I think it is so wonderful that many European countries, and Northern European countries in particular, are so progressive in their thinking about the "go green" movement.  Two of my parent's good friends are from Germany and I remember them often making comments about how much unnecessary waste Americans create.  They would use far less tin-foil, plastic bags, and do all of their cleaning with washable rags instead of paper-towels.  I never noticed any highly detailed recycling practices though... I know that here in the States the "go green" movement is a fairly recent phenomenon, I wonder when/how it came about in Germany.  Americans have such an amazing wealth and diversity of natural resources, it's a shame that we don't utilize them in a more efficient manner.  Is the cost of heating/cooling your house/water/utilities bills much higher in Germany as a result?    Hopefully my generation will make more of an effort to learn from energy efficient and wast reduction methods that are currently common place in much of Europe.  Of all the attempts to become more "green" the most fascinating that I have ever read of is currently thriving in Germany's neighbor to the north: Denmark: http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-18563_162-2549273.html 
Germany is obviously much larger than the island of Samso, but I wonder if Samso's amazing success will inspire even greater "go-green" effort in Germany!

Dienstag, 3. April 2012

Kultur 5 Entschuldigung and Sex Shops


I notice that I am constantly saying Entschuldigung when I am walking in Berlin. Not only do I say it when I pump into someone, but I also say it when I want to get by someone (as I say here). I understand that a large part of it is the fact that I come from a small town where it is more important to be overly polite because you know everyone. People in large cities especially Berlin are just very reserved and mind their own business. So it is quite typical that most avoid saying Entschuldigung. However, I have bumped into some that are very apologetic. I once said hi to a random older gentleman on the sidewalk while walking with Nathalie. As we walked past each other he turned and said something. I asked Nathalie, and she said he asked if I knew him. Clearly, I would never say something to him unless I knew him personally, not even a “Hallo.” That was very strange for me, as I am used to saying Hi to people as I walk by them. I think this is more of a small town / large city difference rather than an American/German one though. It is common coutesy for a young person to give up their subway seat for an elderly person in Berlin though, just as you would do on a bus in Ann Arbor.

One quick thing I want to mention from the Women in Germany article is the age of marriage. It seems that people get married at much older ages in Germany than in the US. The average woman and man is 28.8 and 31.8 years old respectively at the age of marriage. When I talked to Nathalie and others in Berlin, it is simply not socially acceptable to get married before 25. Family members will often frown upon a marriage before this age for fear of not experiencing life, getting a proper education, and not getting finances in place first. Relationships often last several years before marriage. Marriage is often a step taken right before a couple wants to have children. Also weddings are less formal and celebrated. Large expensive diamond engagement rings are also pretty rare.

Haha the flirting section is funny but true. My experience with Nathalie was not as mentioned in the article, but at the same time, we met in Michigan so it would have been much different.
Berlin has several sex shops throughout the city. Also, many of them are in the busiest and most popular shopping districts. There are several porn shops near Ku-damm, Kanstraße.

Below is a picture of the sex shop at Kanstraße and Leibnizstraße, which I drove by every couple of days when I was in Berlin. Sorry if the picture offends anyone.


Kultur 4 Crosswalk and Schwarzfahren


I thought the section on German logic was quite interesting. I can’t, off hand, name any instances in which this happened (like the train ticket example), but I know it happened on several occasions when I was in Berlin.  It is very true though, from experience, that Germans in general think on a very logical level (in my opinion almost too logical at times).

I am really intrigued with the cross-walk and punk teenagers/young adults article. I can relate to several parts of the section. First the article listed Kreuzberg and Friedrichshain as being the areas where these rebels hang out late at night. I found it very ironic because I especially associate seeing these people on one night I was out in Berlin. On that night I was at a private club party, and guess where? I was within a couple streets of S-Bahn Warschauer Straße‎, which is located in Friedrichshain, but heading towards Kreuzberg lol. While some of these characters may wait for the little red dictator (the green and red guy are very popular Berlin souvenirs), I was alarmed when a couple of young men were walking behind me down the sidewalk, punching down on and breaking various side-mirrors of cars parked along the street. I decided to walk faster.  I just thought that the location and personal experience was pretty ironic and funny. On another note, I am definitely one of the few people who HATES to wait for the walk light to turn green. Nathalie would very very rarely cross on red… basically when I forced her and just started walking. Now I wasn’t crossing with cars 20 feet away from me. I would cross when there wasn’t a car within a quarter mile. I WOULD STILL GET HARRASED BY HER! I was in shock that people would wait for minutes while no cars crossed their paths. Nathalie’s only explaination was that it is no different than a stop light for a car; you don’t just drive through a red light anyways when there are no cars coming, so why should you do so for walking. To me it is common sense, and the lights are just to help protect people and organize a system of motion throughout the city, but people USE YOUR HEADS! I believe one of Nathalie’s reasons was to not be a bad influence on little kids, which was also made in the article. Also drivers in Berlin are all Arschlöcher.

A couple of other small notes. It is a certainty that Germans are much more comfortable and used to being naked around others. Often people walk around wearing very little in front of company and nudity is simply more accepted in Germany (and I believe probably all of Europe for that reason). Nudity is constantly apparent in statues, newspapers, and television commercials. 

Lastly, I have experienced exactly what the subway article described (thank goodness though, I always had a valid ticket too!). It is sometimes easy to spot the ticket employees, but sometimes not. Look for very baggy clothing, and/or a large rectangular hand-held device sticking out of a back pocket. Also, if you EVER see someone get off of the subway and instantly back on, but on another car, that person is most certainly going car-to-car to check for tickets. I have seen these people on the busiest routes during rush hour, and on the smallest lines at the edge of town at 6:00am (on my way to the large DB station to get on a DB to Amsterdam).  Also every time I was checked, everyone in the subway car also had a valid ticket. But I do get very nervous now when I do Schwarzfahren, which happens occasionally when I forget money, or my pass is only valid for the first 3 stops of my 5 stop journey. Like the article said, the people are very sneaky and dress typical or are even underdressed (in Berlin people don’t go out into public in sweatpants and a sweatshirt, ever, unless it is literally all you have). As soon as the doors close they yell for the tickets and at that moment you are very glad you remembered to stamp your ticket before getting on the subways!